Nick Hennigar 2018
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Devin Miner 2017
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Devin's original
winner photos have been lost. (And Niki did such a great job creating
them.) These extracted (and re-created) from the background of photos taken
during awards.
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The Loser's Trophy has been an occasional award presented
to the player who has managed to lose in a way that entertains
everyone else in a most spectacular fashion. (Measured by the amount of laughter and gossip generated.) |
Past Recipients: |
In 2016 Tom was awarded the Toilet Bowl when his bench racked up an astonishing 122 points. | |
In 2017, John (who actually had a pretty good team)
managed to lose TWELVE GAMES IN A ROW!!! Resulting in the Horse's Ass Trophy for "Best Losing Streak". | |
We thought Tom's 2016 bench total was amazing, but in 2019 Nick
managed to exceed it... netting him the second Toilet Bowl Trophy. |
In 2019, John had an unbeatable team with a final point total hundreds
above every else. He ran the table... won every week... then choked in the final championship game. (ie, Just like the Patriots in the 2007 Season.) |
"Akamai Fantasy Football 2019
Best Bench—Nick Hennigar (149 Points Down the Toilet—Week 5)" |
'Akamai Fantasy Football 2019
John Piccolomini—"2007 Pats Award" for the Best Team Evaah' |
Each year at the end of the season we have |
2014 Awards (CW from L): Rick, Jimmy, Devin, Tom, Niki, Nick, Grant, Kevin, Wei, and Matt (via video). |
Devin and Tom show off their winnings. |
The Commissioner announces the results. |
The winner's purse: $200 in dollar coins! | |
For 2016 the winner surprised everyone with an ice-cream bar. |
Skip examines the almanac used to help win. |
The winner's purse—a pot of gold! |
The winner's photo proudly on display in the office. | |
2017 Awards (L to R): Nick, Donte, John, Kevin, Devin, Niki, Tom–via phone (we think), Jimmy, and Kyle. |
Devin poses below his photo on display. |
Jimmy shows off his "highest point total" winnings. |
2018 Awards (L to R): Devin, Tom, Nick, Niki, Kyle, Skip, and Shane. |
The commissioner announces that the winner is... The Commissioner!!! (We think the results were rigged.) |
For some reason, the winner *didn't* get paid in dollar coins. (Favoritism!!! Favoritism!!! We protest!!!) |
Team Weekend Pass (Nick Hennigar 2014) |
6 LCS Disk Replacement Tix (John Piccolomini 2014) |
Team Sandwiches (Niki Hansen 2014) |
BYE WEEK (Kevin Lamont 2014) |
The Dwayne Bowe Connection (Jimmy Gillespie 2014) |
Gentle Reminders (Grant Wilkes 2014) |
Team Saturday (Wei Chen 2014–2020) |
Pick and Choose (Tom Crane 2014–2017) |
Team Blouses (Devin Miner 2014) |
Laces Out (Rick Holland 2014) |
Please Advice (Matt Burtis 2014) |
The Waterboy (Kyle Griffin 2014–2020) |
Team Peace of Poo (Nick Hennigar 2015) |
6 LCS Tix (John Piccolomini 2015) |
The Deletebucket$ (Niki Hansen 2015) |
Danny Da VETO (Kevin Lamont 2015) |
Can't Deflate Ticket Stats (Jimmy Gillespie 2015–2020) |
Cassandra Timeouts (Grant Wilkes 2015) |
I'm here so I don't get Decon (Devin Miner 2015) |
Laces out The 3rd (Donte Cook 2015) |
Dirty Olde Men (Skip Morris 2015) |
No Botar (Nick Hennigar 2016) |
Global Team Rulez (John Piccolomini 2016) |
The Force of 1,000 Men (Niki Hansen 2016–2018) |
1-106 Auto DraftKings (Kevin Lamont 2016) |
Dirty old feedbacks (Grant Wilkes 2016) |
Pick and Snooze NaNaNa (Devin Miner 2016) |
The Snowflakes (Donte Cook 2016–2017) |
Drowned Rats (Skip Morris 2016–2021) |
perf-help my-team (Nick Hennigar 2017) |
High Times With Josh Gordon (John Piccolomini 2017) |
Team Silver Tails (Niki Hansen 2017–2020) |
1-106 ATeamHasNoName (Kevin Lamont 2017) |
Valyrian Steelers (Devin Miner 2017) |
NOCC NOCC Who's There? (Olend Kondakciu 2017) |
manual off rails (Nick Hennigar 2018) |
Blazing Gordon (John Piccolomini 2018) |
1-106 Saquon Bark-ley (Kevin Lamont 2018) |
Kayaking Perf-Help-Donte (Donte Cook 2018–2020) |
NOCC NOCC Who's There? (Shane Atwood 2018) |
manual off rails (Nick Hennigar 2019) |
Team John (John Piccolomini 2019–2020) |
1-106 Hawk Dog 2.0 (Kevin Lamont 2019) |
My team is a Sev 2 incident (Tom Crane 2018) |
Thielen Good (Devin Miner 2018) |
No Fucks Given (Tom Crane 2019) |
Getting Shut Down (Devin Miner 2019) |
Sigh-Borg ! (Shane Atwood 2019) |
Tier -1 (Nick Hennigar 2020) |
Enjoy Your Bye Week (Cornelius Hardenbergh 2020) |
Team Covid (Tom Crane 2020) |
Ezekiel 25:17 (Devin Miner 2020) |
AMP errr Sand (Shane Atwood 2020) |
Team WFH (Tom Crane 2021) |
Plimouth Americahometown (Donte Cook 2021) |
Schedule & Scores: | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | |||
Final Standings: | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | (Note: Rankings are post-playoffs; stats are regular season.) | ||
Playoff Brackets: | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | |||
Draft Recap: | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | (Note: Draft info for 2014 and 2015 not found yet.) | |||
Box Scores 2019: | manual off rails | (More coming.) | ||||||||
Box Scores 2020: | ||||||||||
Box Scores 2021: |